New York’s long-running black metal provocateurs Profanatica have never shied away from pushing boundaries — and on their current tour, they’ve taken that ethos to a new (and deeply controversial and gross) extreme. Among the standard shirts and vinyl at their merch stand, fans were met with an unholy offering: a $50 vial of frontman Paul Ledney’s semen.
Yes, you read that right. Profanatica is selling someone’s jizz in a vial for fifty bucks. Which I guess isn’t shocking now that we live in an age where single-digit IQ motherfuckers are out there buying women’s bathwater. But still, gross dude.
Also, one more question before I go – I’m noticing there’s tape over the price. Did that number go up or down?
Anyway, the band is currently touring alongside noise-grind outfit Knoll and Mexican deathgrinders Unidad Trauma, bringing their notoriously filthy and confrontational live show to underground venues across the U.S. And if you bought the cum bottle – because someone clearly did – please email me so I can interview you about why.
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